Monday, January 11, 2010

Snow!


Snow! Children like it, adults are afraid of it for the safety on the roads. Yesterday, a friend of Mine said she hated it because it sticks to shoes and boots and like that it is taken all over the house, making a mess. I didn’t say anything at that moment, but I was amused thinking that she could easily solve this, if only she’d be less conservative and made use of the “natural resources” that We call “slaves”. In My house, not stain coming from snow or ice will be seen on the floor! My slaves know that I would not allow that to happen! As soon as I enter the hall, one of them knows it is his duty to remove the snow from My boots. In the hall stands a comfortable chair where I can sit while My slave is performing his task. Before I enter one of the adjacent rooms or corridors My boots are always dry and clean! And the hall? Well of course, cleaning the floor over there is their problem! And it better be dry and clean when I return there!

Lady Contessa Pat

1 comment:

  1. Most Exalted Contessa:-

    Allowing Your slaves to lick the snow from Your boots neatly solves the "problem" You raised in Your more recent post on "Dryness."

    Your Ladyship's kindness and concern for Her slaves is worthy of the most groveling gratitude.

    bootlicker

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